Fried Eggs

Chug-a-lug down that drink
Yell and scream and throw a fit
Sip it back, rot your brain
Indulge in such traumatic pain
Kill your liver, your perception too
Might as well sniff some glue

They will get you wait and see
Paranoia for eternity
Drink and drive, drive don't drink
Vodka is the missing link
Whiskey helps to feel the bliss
Better than that one first kiss

Live in a bottle, no bulletproof glass
Don't be present at your funeral mass
Chew some candy, break a tooth
Snap some shots in a photo booth
Smile don't frown, hold the bottle high
Choose your favourite coloured tie

Learn to love the colour pink
Chug-a-lug down that drink.